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oppoerotic attrationism

A new fetish that involes an extreme sexual desire for what most people would categorize as ugly. This fetish could be considered a rebellion against societal norms, or just disgusting.
Kings always gets laid because he is into oppoerotic attractionism. He just finds the nastiest girl in the bar to hook up with. I'm talking freak shows.
by sdot August 29, 2005
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Arstration

The frustration experienced by the team who dominates the game but loses it
Arsenal dominated that game but lose 1-0. im so full of arstration
by dang123th March 17, 2009
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asstication

That chick doesn't like to get head, but she loves her some asstication!
by Riferous October 6, 2013
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austruation

austruation; (f); noun;

The term "austruation" is derived from "Austria" and a female's monthly cycle of pain, also referred to as "menstruation".

It ought to describe an Austrian citizen's craving for relevance in the modern world, metaphorically 'bleeding' ever since the aftermath of WW1 and WW2.
Often comes with a slight longing for a fourth Reich.
Person A: "I heard rumors that this Austrian guy from our history class is some sort of neo-nazi."
Person B: "Don't judge him for his austruation, he can't do anything about it."
by Waschbernd January 24, 2017
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Assturbation

Taking a shit while browsing porn that you will then proceed to masturbate to.
Perry: How was your day yesterday?
Gavin: Great, I had a real nice assturbation session.
by RobotLunchbox December 8, 2016
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abstractional

A mode of thinking and communicating in abstract terms without being bound by a lack of certainty. Abstractional thinking in contrast to transactional thinking allows for vision and accepts uncertainty. Abstractional communications inherently allow for uncertainty and unknown facts rather than being bound by them. Abstractionists tend to be visionary and inventive types. Abstractional is a challenging paradigm for people who are uncomfortable with uncertainty, i.e. transactional people. Abstractional communication does convey tasks to achieve specific goals but rather provides a vision for achieving exceptional results that change paradigms.
Dr. Inventive is very abstractional in communicating his vision for new products and we transactional engineers don't know how to translate this into specific tasks as we don't know how to manage the uncertainty of his paradigm challenging approach to creating new products.
by Bonehead Dr. S May 10, 2018
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Assturbation

The penetration of the asshole
I like assturbation, da Wayne likes to see me penetrate my booty whole”
by Flecha January 23, 2019
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