assmonkey

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

by Joe Daddy October 4, 2002

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

asscow

one who is such a jerkoff that no other term bearing the word ass would apply to him. Asscow must be used to sufficiently express his overall.....well, asscowness.

I can't believe you gave my monkey porn to jack off to, you asscow!

by GTmiata November 30, 2003

Assmorized

To be completely mesmorized by a gorgeous ass.
Not only for straight guys, its a great gay word too.

"mmmm... ass..."
"dude, you're Assmorized!"

by Peter Mulders August 20, 2004

Assmosphere

1.) The puff of stale flatulent air trapped in upholstery or foam that is released when the victim sits in the chair holding the stale flatulence.

2.) The waft of air that is released when a trash bag is sealed.

There was some serious assmosphere when I sat in Milton's office chair.

The trash's assmosphere is still lingering hours after I took the trash out.

by Talon2DSO July 26, 2009

pig-sacked asscowboy

^^^^^You, if you dont press the publish button up there.

That guy is a real pig-sacked ass-cowboy for not publishing my urbandictionary word, pig-sacked asscowboy

by nichchiss April 10, 2010