ASSHAT

one who is oblivious to the world around them,lacking common sense,their head might as well be up their ass.

ec isn't going to vegas so he can put rocks around his yard,what an asshat,he is going to miss the best time ever!

by LAUGHING SKULL November 15, 2006

asshat

1. milder form of asshole. comes from old online forums. all swearwords, including any combination of "ass" and "hole" was considered vulgar and would get your message censored and possibly flagged, but "ass" was just fine. so ppl used "ass hat" cuz everyone knew what you were referring to plus you avoided censorship and web filters.

2. ppl now use it to refer to brownnosers or bull-headed douchbag asshole bosses.

"Look at the asshat typing in all caps all the time. What a douche bag."

"dude my dillhole boss put a profanity filter on the company internet servers. what an asshat."

by lurpy January 31, 2008

Asshat Tardbucket

is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.

"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB

"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me

by dwillzit November 20, 2009

asshat

One who shows so much ignorance to the world around them that it seems as though their head has been shoved into their rear-end, using it as a hat.

Idiot: 9/11 really happened on 9-11???
Person making fun of idiot: No shit, you asshat.

by kikurasshat April 2, 2009

Asshatocity

impending asshattishness; the momentum of human stupidity

Grinning, Ira brought the razor out and gestured with it to the sleeping cat. The asshatocity in the room was chokingly palpable.

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asshat

When someone is acting like an ass but calling them an asshole doesn't work for the situation so you call them and asshat

Bob: You girls are lookin mighty fine today wanna screws tonight?
Girls: Bob your such and asshat!!!

by 2quik4u92 June 24, 2016

Asshat

See picture below

How did this asshat become president?

by Pouty Pants February 4, 2017