assflow

1. The average amount of waste or fartiness ejected out a person's ass.

2. Total rubbish or spewing aggravating verbal nonsense.

. Dude, Jimmy Joe keeps farting, it smells terrifying. He must have an extraordinary assflow.

2. Okay okay we heard enough about your agitated drunken political views, stop the assflow.

by TrevorS September 1, 2006

assclown

An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.

"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'

by Choadfish December 4, 2013

Assclown

An individual who despite being utterly devoid of reason, intimate knowledge or genuine personal experiences, elects to puport themselves as an authority on a particular topic or field and actively creates discourse for the purpose of meritless self aggrandizement.

Man, That guy Jim Acosta from CNN is such a biased Assclown - No wonder Trump says they're fake news!

by chevcheli0s May 6, 2018

Assclown

The word Grayson Screams at ethan when he put his fake phone in a block of ice

"ETHAN YOU ASSCLOWN

by Jess.T March 7, 2018

Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

Bitch ass slow

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.

While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"

by teamcallis July 31, 2022

assclown

socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"

socrates, you're such an an assclown

by connor "poo" powell December 17, 2008