assbrow

A line of hair just above the anus, showing various types of emotions from the ass hole

"Hey man, your ass hole looks sad"
"How can you tell?"
"Your assbrow is frowning :("

by Gerald the steralised possum October 17, 2011

asstooth

Derived from the Soul Caliber character "Astaroth" an asstooth is a big, bumbling, klutzy galoomph of a person who is obviously doing something that requires negative use of the brain.

"No, it's probably NOT a good idea to stick your hand in the waffle iron, asstooth"

"whatever ,asstooth" - usually said in exasperation when someone keeps talking about the new plumbing they're installing in their bathroom.

by nycbuckeye October 13, 2004

Asscooch

1. The area between the vaginal opening and the anus.
2. A synonym for douchebag.
3. A guy who stinks and wears the same shirt every two days, and can occasionally be seen wearing a blouse.
4. a smell that is a combination of both anal and vaginal odors.

1. Dude! I saw her asscooch!

2. Damn asscooch. . .

3. Did you see that asscooch this morning flirting with that girl wayy out of his league?

4. You reek of asscooch!

by Martin the Kewl Kid December 9, 2008

Assbowl

Much like the famous Rose Bowl, this athletic event is a competition to see which of your friends can grab the most ass in one school day...at school....teachers are worth two touchdowns.

I won the latest Assbowl game, but i got three detentions for "molesting teachers"...it was bullshit, but i still won.

by 10110101011001 December 16, 2008

Assfoot

A medical condition where your foot smells like the inside of an ass.

"Wow! Your foot smells like ass, you have assfoot! uh oh stinky"

by StinkyAssFootCreator May 16, 2020

Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism

The theology behind when an attractive female has good ass and boob jiggle, with excessive heat radiating from here clitoris and minor outlaying regions.

Damn homie, look at that bitch. She's got some crazy Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationism goin' on.

or

She looks like a Trithermahypoclitoral-assboobationistic bitch!

by J-HO & MOE January 3, 2008

assbroccoli

Excessive body hair growing on the gluteal region of males.

Your assbroccoli is truly Guinness-Book-of-World-Records worthy.

by Ragafin April 4, 2003