Asianitis

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

by asian with big eyes June 23, 2010

Asianer

Slang for more Asian

"Bruh I'm Asianer than you"

by Thompsoning October 17, 2016

Asianments

The small packages of soy sauce, sweet and sour sauce, and hot mustard that accompany take-out Chinese food/Asian condiments.

This rice is dry, please pass the asianments.

by Hous Bin Pharteen March 31, 2013

Asian

only the smartest people on earth duh

person A : hey are you asian too?
person B : HELL YEAH
person a and b later figured out a formula to end global warming

by theboredguydownthestreet June 21, 2010

Asian

The smartest race on earth.

All the whiz kids in my class are all Asians.

by Mi Pianist December 25, 2010

Asian

What's with all the bullshit about us not being able to drive? Have you been to Asia and seen all the drivers? Damn right Americans, we drive a hell of a lot better than you.

Jim : Who's that driving at 120 and still being able to stay on the road?

Bill : That's an Asian.

by Fuck life. Fuck you. February 13, 2011

asianizer

A man that dates only Asian women. A man that convinces Asian women to fall in love with him, even though he is seeing several other Asian women at the same time. Generally an asianizer is a non-asian man trying to dominate the "exotic" Asian women.

George only goes down to the sushi bar to pick up asian women, he's such an asianizer.

by bootclean February 23, 2011