accentism

Similar to racism or sexism, it is discriminating based on someone having an accent, usually a particular accent.

I realized I had a problem with accentism when I immediately assumed the person was unintelligent upon hearing their southern drawl.

by Mushu19 November 6, 2011

Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.

He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?

by infamous budgerigar June 30, 2016

ascention

To ascent to a higher plane of existence. According to theories there are 7 planes on the path of human evolution. Ascention is the process you go through when you die, but only if you are far enough evolved. When you are ascended, you exist as pure energy, that can take several forms.

Daniel ascended when he died, he went through the process called ascention and he now exists as pure energy.

by Jafje February 12, 2007

Fat Accent

The puffy or hoarse wheezy tone of someone who is obese.

Even after Amber got liposuction, she still had a fat accent.

by infected xD July 31, 2010

ascertion

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

british accent

An accent that some Americas seem to love. I say that because when i went to the states Americas seemed to love my accent.

Me: hi
Cool American: Your british accent is soooo cool speak more
Me: Okay...what should i say
cool American: Anything!!!

by british brunette May 25, 2006

Asient

A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.

Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"

Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."

by BaffledComposer July 12, 2009