NAP-ASAP-ALAP

Needing a nap as soon as possible, as long as possible.

Last night I raged until the wee hours of the night and had to wake up so early. Before I go out again, I need a NAP-ASAP-ALAP.

by CTulls July 07, 2009

ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

asap shembe

A lyrical genius who's flow is unparalleled one who is wise

That man is a asap shembe

by Mr Jackson 1992 December 08, 2020

i need your holes asap

Someone who would like to rail you that instant

Boy-Wanna fuck

Girl-sure
Boy-I need your holes asap

by Avl November 27, 2021

Asap Felica

Keeping it moving

Felicia is a Bad Ass now, like ASAP Felica

by PRANCIE March 27, 2022

ASAP

As soon as possible

Joe: "Hey Bob, Can you send me that report by the end of the day?"

Bob: "Sure thing, Joe. I'll have it to you ASAP."

Joe: "Great, I need it to present it to the board tomorrow morning."

Bob: "No problem, I'll make sure it's done as soon as possible."

Joe: "Thanks Bob, really appreciate it."

Bob: "Not a problem, happy to help out. You'll have it ASAP"

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023

ASAP

As scary as possible

Hey guys, let’s make it ASAP it will make the movie better

by [e-mail] August 27, 2022