Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .

by The Cum Sniper February 15, 2021

Artificial Unintelligence

When the AI butchers the hands again

Wow i'm loving ChatGPT's new AU feature. Artificial Unintelligence is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

by IntergalactalEnergy July 10, 2023

artificial sass

Your white friend's sass that he obtained by emulating your black friend.

"Don't you DARE *snaps*, lay a finger on my cupcake" . "Dude, quit it with the artificial sass".

by jakedictionary August 30, 2018

Artificial Brain

a smart phone, cell phone
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events

put your artificial brains away, we are taking a test

by Alpino February 1, 2023

artificial ascent

a 2.0 extreme demon made in geometry dash

artificial ascent is the best level in geometry dash.

by artificial ascent July 25, 2022

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

Artificial AFK

When a person pretends to be AFK in a video game (mostly multiplayer shooting games or sports) but gets the jump on the opponent.

I hate it when people become artificial AFK.

by Svifias March 8, 2019