Homo Antiquus

Some weird rejected taxon defining Australopithecus Afarensis as a Homo species

Person 1: Homo Antiquus is the first human species.

Person 2: No It isn't you dumb bastard it's an Australopith.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 26, 2022

antiqueing

The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rough skin, a pale look, etc.) for the victim but extreme humour for the persecutor.

That idiot Yawn antiqued us at the party...i want to kill him

by Applechunkz February 19, 2004

antiqued

pouring white powder (baby powder) all over someone (preferably their face) and is most commonly done while the person is sleeping.

getting baby powder all over my bed was worth it when my friend woke up and realized she had just been antiqued.

by NekroNightshade December 7, 2011

anique

A very short awesome person. Likes to have fun. Has really good best friends. Really pretty brunette.

Dude: Look at that short beautiful brunette.
Dude2: Must be anique.

by wow look at me February 19, 2011

anique

sexxiest girl ever

that is the anique

by big monster145235 July 7, 2011

antiquing

bender's least-said word

is it antiquing?...boom.

by andrew k February 5, 2004

antiqueing

Throwing flour on your roomates face while he is asleep.

Shultz antiqued David while he slept on the floor.

by King Cow December 30, 2003