Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!

John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!

by Cougar Sport Killer March 5, 2011

ass anaconda

Another term for a male homosexual

"Look at Peter in the corner table drinking a white wine spritzer, what god-damn ass anaconda!"

by pizzall February 29, 2008

Aryan Anaconda

A nickname for the European male's large member. A fancy way of saying "Big White Cock".

"Holy hell John! That's one hell of an Aryan Anaconda you got there!"
"BBC? Sounds like you've never seen an Aryan Anaconda."
"Big White Cock? Bullshit, that's an Aryan Anaconda!"

by Open Minded Like Kurt Cobain November 2, 2016

anaconda

a really huge poop, one that snakes around the perimeter of the bowl. Can also be wide in girth. accomplished by going pooptron

Woah, that's a stinky anaconda I just laid down.

by FoShizZle March 14, 2005

anticon

Avant-garde, progressive and above all: DIY. Not for everyone but definitely the bravest advancements made in hip hop over the last five years. Borderline abstract electronica sometimes and turntable experimentalism on the other.

South. Mo'Wax, I guess.

by rough trade August 5, 2004

Anaconda Kiss

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.

Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."

by CATFOOODS September 3, 2013

flaming anaconda

when having anal sex, the penis skin is torn and becomes inflamed. leaving a painful rash.

gunner got a flaming anaconda from your mom!

by mam2221 May 10, 2010