The Rules of Attraction

There Are No Rules!

negra:do ya wanna go for intimate picnic down by the riverside?
drago:nein,i'd rather not bother with all that romantic bullshit and just fuck you now!
negra:you're sick motherfucker.
the rules of attractions,fuck you all very much.

by mohair July 9, 2007

sexually attracted to frying pans

The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.

1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?

by hfusicengf uoyerwaq f October 31, 2017

Attracted

Two objects, or persons being drawn to the other based on a variety of physical, emotional and mental connection.

Genesis was attracted to William from the first day she met him. To Genesis, William fit the perfect example of the "perfect man."

by Rebekah August 28, 2003

Minor Attracted Person (MAP)

A nice way of telling everyone and the cops included, to strap you onto a crucifix, burn you alive, send your corpse to the landfill.

Timmy-"Guys i'm coming out as a Minor Attracted Person (MAP)!"

Timmy was publicly executed moments later.

by somerandomnameiguess November 21, 2022

Fetal Attraction

Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.

I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.

by DerekGibney July 7, 2008

that's attractive

a sarcastic saying used when something unattractive is captured on camera or seen by another person

*Boy sees a girl picking her nose so he hits his friend beside him and says:
"Look at that girl!"
His friend replies with "That's attractive."

by skm_128 June 7, 2010

Amtrak Police

Police Officer's who protect passenger's and property of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.

Amtrak Police protect a nation in transit on and about Amtrak trains and property. Nationally in the United States.

by Doc Savage June 11, 2005