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Alp

A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.
His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.
by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021
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Pulling an Alp is a phrase used to describe the act of breaking up with someone by telling them you’re not sexually attracted to them.
You broke up by saying you’re not sexually attracted to them? Dude you pulled a classic Alp.
by Banawa December 9, 2020
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In Snowboard/Ski slang, mountains are often referred to as "alps".
Broo, those alps in Breck got so much fresh pow pow last night, were gonna shred!
by Randy Holestuffer November 21, 2020
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Alp stands for ass licking pussy
Meaning that someone is an ass licking pussy

- synonyms - suck up, shoe licker, brown noser
Chad- can I get that door for you Janet
Bill - look at Chad over there sucking up to Janet because she's the boss
Jim- he's such an alp
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When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard
Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead
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Ass licking pussy some one who live for the pleasure of others but many find this trait very annoying so they will be called an alp
Jessica - omfg why does he keep texting me Samantha- he doesn't stop like can he stop being such an alp
by Pussylicking hoe January 28, 2021
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When God created the big bang, all he said was ALPS. When God tried making human through monkeys he said, ALPS. Alps is the savior that brings the melons with piercings to loom. At that point ALPS said, God, what're the f are you. And hence he traveled himself, wuuuuubbb.
ALPS banned another one, and said, let god in to your home babe

I love ALPS
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