Alp

Ass-licking-pussy
When someone is being a simp or other traits of being called Leonard
Jessica- leanord is such alp all he tried to pay for my coffee and food at the cafe ever since I got hot from highschool
Jessica 2- he's such a dickhead
by Tiktoktrendz January 28, 2021
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Alp

You look like a bit of an Alp.
God I hate Alps.
by Jordan Kotsos June 28, 2021
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Alp

one a one also defeated Alp le7end and convinced she had problems
one a one also defeated Alp le7end and convinced she had problems
by Todbg June 10, 2020
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Alp

by Cultivated mushroom November 21, 2021
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Alp

A name for flawless individuals, with ridiculously large penises. Beware of falling in love with them at first sight and them filling your life with pure joy. They are mostly a fan of Fenerbahçe, a Turkish football team. They are really smart and funny and at the same time have a great style and music taste. Likely to have a Nirvana tattoo.
His name is Alp? Dude you are so gonna fall in love with him.
by zeusunpipisi November 21, 2021
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dirty alpes

to have intercourse in the ski alpes with your ski masks still on
by magickmarkers8 November 1, 2018
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alpes

Someone that's shaped more larger and round.
It's alright that you breath heavy, that's common for you alpes.
by UrbanLargeD July 2, 2023
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