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Almog

Almog are the most smartest hottest and funniest person you will ever meet. They have a great looks and personality and they are very loyal , they care the most about their friends and family. Sometimes almog's are too extra and annoying but it's only because they feel comfortable around you. They will always be there for you and will never judge you no matter what. Keep them in .your life because they are the best
Almog- their always the hottest bitch/dude in the room and they not scared of no hoes so chile.
by Brianna559 June 10, 2020
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Abmosten

Abmosten ist ein Synonym für Masturbieren. Besonders beliebt ist dieser Ausdruck in der Region Rielasingen (78224 ist die Hood)
Ich habe heute bereits 7 Mal abgemostet und werde noch locker 10 mal abmosten!
by AnalexRektalex August 7, 2022
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Allosexual

The opposite of asexuality, allosexuality is a term used when someone experiences a 'typical' amount of sexual attraction, to a level which is considered normal by society.
I've Experienced sexual attraction quite regularly to many different people since hitting puberty, so I guess I must be allosexual
by N9GB January 2, 2017
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Almond Joy

The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
by Duane Ball May 17, 2004
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almond joy

The act of deceiving a receptive sexual partner into thinking you're unwrapping and putting on a condom, while in reality you're simply unwrapping and consuming a candy bar. Success depends in large part on your partner's non-visualization of your hands and penis, either by means of a darkened room or sexual positioning (e.g. doggy style), as well as lack of familiarity with the feel of a bare vs. sheathed penis. May be additionally satisfying if you're able to consume the candy bar while actively having bareback intercourse.
"Sarah was drunk and totally DTF last night, but I didn't have any jim hats on hand, so I just turned off the lights and pulled an almond joy."

"My blind girlfriend was a virgin before we dated, so I felt pretty comfortable giving her an almond joy without risking an STD."

That dude doesn't like to bareback, but he's so high on ecstasy he doesn't even know that the guy behind him just slipped it in almond joy style.
by SchlitzKicker January 9, 2011
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