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the lauren alderton

when a woman teases and uses men to do there bidding.
miss alderton used the lauren alderton to get karl chisnal horny in order to get a free drink

miss alderton used the lauren alderton to make her boyfriend buy her a trip to london.
by eye-pod August 18, 2010
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Alden

A relatively rare English surname, that is sometimes used as a given name. The given name means "old friend" while the surname means "old-town" or "old-hill." It is of Saxon locality. A well known person who had this surname is John Alden, a pilgrim on the Mayflower. A good surname because it's not too long, isn't ethnic, and isn't too plain/common.
Random person: What's your last name?
Me: Alden.
Random person: Nice surname. Is it pronounced AL-den or ALL-den?
Me: ALL-den.
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Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.
Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say
by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020
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Aldergrove

A small sketchy town stuck between Abbotsford and Langley. Kinda a shit whole were every kid hangs at the hockey rink and vapes
Yo bud wanna go choof at the Aldergrove rink
by 12365 August 23, 2018
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Alderiate

Alderiate est le plus grand bolosseur que la terre ait portée. Il est aussi le dieux chauve
Alderiate le chauve
by Bringir April 29, 2017
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Adean

noun

Greedy, lustful, but a great man respects girls. Often betrays friends, but a fun man, pal to hang out with.
"I'm the worst," stated Adean, looking back at a girl with a nice grin with his beautiful face, "I love Roombas!".
"Stop being such a-not Adean!" RoomieOfficial said.
by That One Plant Guy May 16, 2020
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Albeano

--------An albino Mexican--------
' look Bartholomew that albeano Pablo Julio Garcia
Sanchez-Rodriguez is almost as white as you =D '
by Rani_of_Roses September 5, 2007
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