Agape

The state of someone's mouth when they have gone brain dead but are still breathing.

Me what the hell are you thinking about dude?
You oh... was trying to remember if I put my cock ring on this morning or not.
Me ok, just checking since your mouth was agape like terri schiavo... I was about to pull the plug!

by people are tards July 23, 2010

Agerape

When someone does certain things he or she used to manage just fine, but not anymore due to getting older.

"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."

"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."

Agerape is like a facerape only it's age pranking around with you in real life instead of friends pranking around with you on Facebook.

Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.

by fredrickard July 8, 2012

Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

by Basc69 November 27, 2018

They Did Surgery On a Grape

Meaning they did surgery on a grape.

Leah: GUESS WHAT!
Me: what?
Leah: THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!
Me: *whispers to self* you're retarded

by •Martha• November 26, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

Sentence that has been around social media recently. People say it over and over for no relevant reason. It’s popular, so why not?

Grape can be identified as a lot of things, so this sentence may have a bunch of different meanings.

The surgery was done almost 5 years ago and no one knows why it went popular AGAIN this year.

They did surgery on a grape. *Yay I’m cool now.*

by Mr. wut’s grammar? November 25, 2018

Have a grape!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.
It was originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."
you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe December 28, 2008