free agent

A guy that isn't tied to a single woman. Someone with no attachments.

Friend: Yo, that girl is checking you out.
You: Alright dog, I'ma go over there and let her know I'ma free agent.

or

Mom: When are you getting married?
You: I'ma free agent.

by hakuma April 11, 2004

Agent Aids

The name given to somebody that knows they have AIDS and still proceeds to go to pound town

"That Agent Aids is such a psycho"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Agent Skully

The term you say to your friends after getting some good head

Guys I just got some good Agent Skully

by Agent skully August 11, 2019

Agent 4

Someone who saved great zapfish and popstar Callie

Agent 4 is so cool!

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

Welfare Agent

A Real Estate Agent that is always calling vendors (mortgage companies, title companies, inspectors, alarm companies etc) asking them for money to pay for their customer appreciation events, marketing events, drinks, lunch, etc.

Often these agents use words like hustle, leverage, disruption, and constantly quote various trendy motivational speakers.

Agent: hey throwing a customer appreciation event, can you contribute to it with $250?
Vendor: no you never send me business and you only call to get money from me, you are a welfare agent.

by AgentSecrets January 6, 2020

Agent Smith

A badass from the Matrix Trilogy. Gets extremly pissy when Neo aka Thomas Anderson is around and feels the strange compulsion to kick Neo's ass.

Agent Smith secretly enjoys Starbucks coffee.

by Drugless September 21, 2005

Bloody Agent

1. Bastard
2. Someone that should 'Go out'

Come out. Go out. Bastard. Go out. You bloody agent.

by tonytong November 14, 2010