African Goggles

When you have someone's nutsack over your eyes.

Austin Driver woke up with African Goggles from Porter over his eyes.

by Driversabitch April 15, 2022

African Tree Hockey

A slang reference to the sport of basketball. Probably stems from the fact that professional basketball players are predominately of African origin and basketball is an exceedingly prominent element of young black culture in America.

See also: nigger ball

Steve: Hey, Tim! I've got two free tickets to go watch the Lakers on tuesday. You in?

Tim: You bet! I love African Tree Hockey!

by Lucky Drunk March 2, 2009

African Forklift

The result of when a women gets on her knees to pull your pants down and as they are lowering the sudden release of pantaloon pressure springs up your penis into the womans eye. As she flys backwords from such a force, the male puts his hands on his waist, arches his back and laughs towards the heavens.

Tell me what you want me to do bajoomba

behbee, i want you to suck my cock..(chuckles)

Pooosh! OUCH, AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AFRICAN FORKLIFT BITCH!

by Jesse Politis February 9, 2006

african engineering

the half assed way of fixing something with anything that is at hand so that it works

I didn't have all the screws to put it back together so I used african engineering to keep it from falling apart.

by Mary March 10, 2003

African Grey

A good friend of mine is one. They are grey, pudgy and cuddly. My owner also talks to this bird sometimes and feeds her peanuts.

Nikki the African Grey likes to fly to the curtain.

by Rebal the Lorikeet April 27, 2006

african barking spider

a fart

as dan lets out a loud fart in a room full of people he says "there go those african barking spiders again"

by mat81 February 25, 2009

African ket

A particularly potent form of the dissociative drug ketamine, imported from the exotic plains of Africa, where it is used to tranquilise rhinos and elephants. Legend has it, African tribes used this sacred substance to help them communicate on the same level as common wildlife.

Side effects include involuntary animal noises, crippled walking ability and a compulsive need for more ketamine.

<Dave> Fucking hell, that was some strong ket.
<Steve> Yup, some of that African ket, fresh from the Saharan plains.
<Dave> Fuck man. How you finding it Pete?
<Pete> Meehhhh!! MURRRRR!!!! MURRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

by Strachman January 17, 2010