African-American Heart Monitor

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.

African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

by 12201421245 December 15, 2009

African Round Ball

African round ball

noun: basketball

adverb: The game of basketball.

White Guy: "Do you want to go play some African round ball?"

White Guy: "Good thing we hit the courts, that was a good game of African round ball."

by ranno March 29, 2010

afrina

this person literally makes my heart go 💕💘💖💗💓💞💝like literally she is such a heather and sad thing she would not accept it in a million years

there always is a swarm of simps around her and she being this prettiest sweetest talented lil innocent and naive muchkin is always so fucking polite to them😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤like whyyyyyyy
her face literally goes🥺🥺🥺like “hi i am baby pls take care” whenever she gets hungry (and she always is hungry at any given time of the day) and she always eats ice creams every day after school (how cute la🥰❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️❣️
she flirts in a sucha cute🧸🧸🧸🧸 and chill way that you cant really help but fall for her
and the best thing about her is that she is single😱😱😱😱😱 like can you fucking believe it?!?!?!???? she claims she has been single all her life😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 like how????? how is this even possible??!?!??!!
on god (isay this often eventho i am an atheist) i would make you the happiest and satisfied person ever to exist if you just agree to date me
you always occupy all the room in my heart and mind coz you have been my crush for almost two llloooooonnnnnggggggg years now

(me writing all this despite being sure that you will never see this:🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡))

me:a gf like afrina is all that i ever need in my life
guys at jc: afrina is cute
girls at jc:like bro afrina is soooo fuckingggg pretty like howwww
moral of the story:yea everyone basically wants to be afrina s bf at this point

& that includes the girls too

by joey’s one vitta first cousin October 13, 2020

afridi

Person you want to curse when India losses cricket match. The person which any Indian can curse

I failed in exam taripan afridi chya aaichi gand...
Utha utha sakal zali afridichya aaichi gand mhanaychi vel zali...

by nikola tesla February 14, 2015

African fruit snack

The act of cutting a hole in a seedless watermelon and then microwaving it then proceeding to thrust your erect penis in and out of the moist fruit.

Curtis is such a pervert! I found his used African fruit snack on the kitchen counter!

by Star_of_david July 21, 2014

for africa

meaning "a lot of something"

Like if you go to Japan and you have a fetish for Japanese chicks, you'll be like "My god, there's J-girls for Africa here".

Or, if your girlfriend comes back from an overseas trip laden down with ten bags of M&Ms she bought at duty free, you'll be "Woah, M&Ms for Africa."

Presumably derives from some idea of Western excess. When there's too much of something, you can give it away, like a charitable donation, hence "X for Africa."

by Apocalyptic Octopus October 21, 2013

Meanwhile in Africa

Used to verbally bitch-slap a person who's complaining about something very small. So small that it is just ridiculous in comparison with some people's problems in the poor Africa.

Eva: "No mayonaise? Argh, could this day be any worse?"
Michael: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

Rik: "Argh, nothing is on TV tonight! Im pissed off!!"
Susan: "Meanwhile in Africa..."

by faevmija August 2, 2010