affluenza

When someone wants nothing more to accumulate goods (and) or wealth.

Random Person: Wow, looks like that person has affluenza!

by AlphaWolfess February 16, 2005

white affliction

1. The suffering of white people who are constantly called racists yet never have had any racist tendencies.

2. People who are shamed into thinking they are racist because of the color they were born and nothing else.

3. The suffering of a white person by constantly having to put themselves last in order to please other ethnic groups and sexes.

1. I have been feeling a lot of "white affliction" here lately with all the Black lives Matter rioting.

2. Hey man, are you going to that rave in the valley? No man, there is way too much "white affliction" that goes on there for me to be welcome.

by Jok3rJok3r October 3, 2017

Ben Affleck

1. v. tr. To physically abuse a bystander or stranger in a an extremely violent fashion, often without an explicit reason.

2. v. tr. To break and enter into a stranger's home and mercilessly beat the shit out of him or her; typically concludes with a gunshot to each knee. As in the movie The Town.

1. I need to let off some steam; I think I'm going to Ben Affleck some poor bastard tonight.

by Apophilius October 14, 2011

Ben Affleck

The bomb in Phantoms

Affleck you da bomb in phantoms yo!

by B. Affleck February 3, 2005

Afflecking

Succeeding despite a noticeable absence of talent, skill, charm and likeability. Affleckers are known to be totally oblivious to their obvious short-comings, making them even more obnoxious.

"You see Brian with that girl last night? He totally Afflecked that, dude."

"I didn't study, I'm pretty dumb, might as well try Afflecking my way through this exam!"

by Unknown Chemist August 10, 2016

Ben Afflecking

When you self-induce a half-chub hoping it'll pass off as flaccid.

So, I went to this African American Sauna and had to go and start Ben Afflecking to fit in.

by TittiesOut July 25, 2015

urban afflictionary

a sickness suffered by people who are addicted to urbandictionary.com. These people spend most of their time either on the site or trying to coin a term for seemingly everything they experience.

Jumpy has an extrordinarily intense case of urban afflictionary. He is obssessed with inventing new terms for any and everything.

by provider44 January 17, 2010