Adopted Twins

Oh man did you know Shelly adopted twins?

by Just a blk man December 18, 2008

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1000% works in an argument especially towards your annoying siblings.

Non-adopted child: Hey dickhead Your adopted
Adopted child: No im not, im telling mom
Non-adopted child: Your gonna have to find her first
Adopted child:*Cries*

by Definitely not Al May 09, 2021

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adopt me

the definition of stealing childrens money for a roblox game

adopt me is trash periodt

by i.make.weird.definitions. August 07, 2020

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adopt me!

the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.

kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by riganman!@# April 30, 2020

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