Eric: Why can't people stop smoking. It isn't that hard. They should have some self control.
Mark: Eric, if its that easy then stop masterbating!!!
Eric: (silence)
Room: (laughing hysterically)
Mark: Eric, if its that easy then stop masterbating!!!
Eric: (silence)
Room: (laughing hysterically)
by C. Love July 20, 2004
Get the addiction mug.Runescape addict is someone who is really really really really really really really really... really really really really really really really really really really addicted to Runescape. Beware of these people. They have alot of issues and need to go into rehab.
A life of a Runescape Addict
05:00am - 10:00am : Runescape
10:01am - 10:05am : Bathroom Break
10:06am - 03:00pm : Runescape/Breakfast+Snacks
03:01pm - 03:05pm : Bathroom Break
03:06pm - 07:00pm : Runescape
07:01pm - 07:05pm : Dinner/Due to parents threatening to take away computer
07:06pm - 04:59am : Runescape/Snacks
*Next day... * they repeat the same schedule over again. Their skin starts turning white due to not being out in the sun.. they begin to lose irl friends and girlfriends/boyfriends and replace those people for other runescape players.
- These people never go outside to see the sun. Its like they're vampires.
05:00am - 10:00am : Runescape
10:01am - 10:05am : Bathroom Break
10:06am - 03:00pm : Runescape/Breakfast+Snacks
03:01pm - 03:05pm : Bathroom Break
03:06pm - 07:00pm : Runescape
07:01pm - 07:05pm : Dinner/Due to parents threatening to take away computer
07:06pm - 04:59am : Runescape/Snacks
*Next day... * they repeat the same schedule over again. Their skin starts turning white due to not being out in the sun.. they begin to lose irl friends and girlfriends/boyfriends and replace those people for other runescape players.
- These people never go outside to see the sun. Its like they're vampires.
by Marko-94 January 25, 2008
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A weird addiction to any/all programs, documentaries, e.t.c. featuring the sad existences of drug, alcohol, sex, OCD's, and any other addict.
"Man, we need to do an 'intervention' on Bill; All he ever talks about is "Intervention" or "Hoarders." "What an addiction addict!"
by BoiseBoltfan April 27, 2010
Get the addiction addict mug.A MySpace addict is A person who is on MySpace 24/7 and is always finding new and cool MySpace layouts. Usually has a custom MySpace that looks more like a website. May have allot of friends and custom pictures of themselves.
Jennifer: (calling Josh)What are you doing?
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict
Josh: I'm on MySpace
Jennifer: again!? Your always on!
Josh: Because I have nothing better to do.
Jennifer: Dude your A Myspace Addict
by DjJennyfe July 11, 2007
Get the MySpace Addict mug.A person whose sole purpose in life is to go on games and believe that they are in the games. Usually fat males in their teens-twenties who join games, abuse the casual players and think they're amazing even though they're pathetic because their thumbs are too fat to move fast enough, so they become hackers so that they appear amazing. Generally the lowest form of life on the planet, just below bacteria. Also can own a PS3 and become a PS3 nerd.
Casual Player: This game should be fun...
Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!
Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...
Xbox nerd: SHUT UP NERD YOUR A NOOB I'M AWESOME AT THIS GAME YOU HAVE NO LIFE!
Casual Player 2: Fucking xbox addict...
by Verkaiser August 11, 2011
Get the xbox addict mug.When someone, usually a female but can be a gay male, stays in a relationship with a man for the dick regardless of how he treats her. Conversely, a man that stays with a woman for the pussy regardless of how she treats him is pussywhipped and a cuck if said woman is having sex with other men and the man is perfectly fine with it.
You know you're addickted when you're always on top of his...texts whens he texts you and you're hoping that he texts you that u up? text to come over to fuck.
Other symptoms of Addicktion include: Being oblivious to the fact that he's not interested in monogamy, feeling unfulfilled after the sex because now he's stopped paying attention to you and is texting other women, and feeling better only when he gives you the D.
You know you're addickted when you're always on top of his...texts whens he texts you and you're hoping that he texts you that u up? text to come over to fuck.
Other symptoms of Addicktion include: Being oblivious to the fact that he's not interested in monogamy, feeling unfulfilled after the sex because now he's stopped paying attention to you and is texting other women, and feeling better only when he gives you the D.
Kate: Why is Olivia still with Marcus? Didn't he cheat on her twice with that chick from Highland Heights?
Maria: Yeah, but she loves the sex. She's addickted. She feels like he knows how to fuck her better than any other guys so she just settles for him when the reality of the situation is she doesn't want to start over and take the time with another guy to teach him how to work her body the way she wants. Also, she told me Marcus has a big dick so that's probably another if not, the only reason she's still with him.
Kate: Oh, okay then.
Maria: Yeah, but she loves the sex. She's addickted. She feels like he knows how to fuck her better than any other guys so she just settles for him when the reality of the situation is she doesn't want to start over and take the time with another guy to teach him how to work her body the way she wants. Also, she told me Marcus has a big dick so that's probably another if not, the only reason she's still with him.
Kate: Oh, okay then.
by DizzyB26 April 8, 2019
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