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Absinthe Balzac

Son of french novelist and playwright, Honoré de Balzac and named after his favorite alcohol. Born 1820 and died 1831, cause of death: Forced Secretion.
"Absinthe Balzac was said to behave strangely and fantasized about horse breeding through drawings by his own math teacher, therefore he had no friends to accompany him at school."
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Abynthe

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AIsynthesizer

An artificial intelligence system that takes multiple inputs, analyzes them, and produces a single coherent output. Like a music synthesizer blends sounds, the AIsynthesizer blends data, text, images, or ideas into one result.
I didn’t write that paper, I fed the raw notes into our AIsynthesizer and it spit out the final draft.
The AIsynthesizer is like a blender for information: toss in a bunch of junk, hit blend, and boom: one smoothie of knowledge.
Our marketing team dumped survey results, sales data, and customer reviews into the AIsynthesizer and out came a campaign slogan.
The AIsynthesizer helped us combine patient charts, lab results, and doctor notes into a single diagnosis.
The AIsynthesizer turned my sticky notes into a project plan — I forgot I even wrote those sticky notes.
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penis absenthia

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo
Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia
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