smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017

aardvark

A cia agent who snorts ants and calls them WMD

GT won a medal of freedom for aardvarking around G's stinkhole

by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005

Alabama Aardvark

The central art of giving anal, whilst your cousin watches.

Dale went to Montgomery to see his cousin, they met a hood rat. Who in a submissive act of love, bequeathed permission to perform THE ALABAMA AARDVARK. Which ultimately led to the Devils 3-way.

by CreamyAlpha June 4, 2020

dancing aardvarks

group of travelers who, effective 1 Oct 2013, are authorized to fly space available on DoD military aircraft.

Toni: "Are you going to fly space-a tomorrow?"
Brittany: "We'll try for it. Now with more dancing aardvarks in the terminal, my kids want us to try more often.

by TrollingForDollars February 14, 2013

Sloppy Aardvark

During 69, a man sticks his tongue up another man's asshole, causing the guy getting rimmed to shit in his partner's mouth.

Prince Edward asks his butler: "But I thought a sloppy aardvark was between a man and a woman?"
Butler: "No, Your Highness, you are welcome to do it to me."

by vandawk8 December 24, 2014

aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009