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assisted masturbation

The act of having another individual whack you off, can be of the male or female variety.
Person 1: Dude! My girl hit me up with some assisted masturbation
Person 2: Noice!
by therealOGmexican July 26, 2016
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Adminated

To be made an admin (mostly on what's app)
Finally, I'm admin! They just adminated me
by Main admin June 7, 2018
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Assisted Bounce

Sexual term referring to a position where the man lies on his back and the woman is on top. Unlike usual circumstances where the woman manipulates the penis with her own thrust and motion, the man grabs her by the hips and using them as handles to assist her in achieving a full motion and often lifting her up and down on his penis higher than she would by simply grinding on it. This helps the woman in the sense that she will fatigue less after a rigorous session of riding astride the man and will enable her to be pleasured even if she is feeling depleted for intermittent periods or transitional periods between shifting positions.
After some serious froggy style action, she begged me for the assisted bounce due to her quads feeling life they were on fire.
by JayBayce911 January 17, 2012
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Assisted Suicide

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.
Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.
by JacoPirate February 14, 2010
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Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.
So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.
by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011
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Assfixated

Fixated on ass.
I have been assfixated all day!
by Mikethedike1 June 19, 2017
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Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you
Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell
by Lipanda March 17, 2018
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