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bi-assed

The condition of having two asses, thus: The ability to figuratively sit on two chairs. A bi-assed person can successfully represent two differing, even contradicting opinions.
Rudy Giuliani has been both pro-choice and pro-life, so he's either bi-assed or a flip-flopper.
by Weeger December 16, 2008
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re-assed

A slightly humorous abbreviation of he word "reassigned".

The abbreviation puts an emphasis on the substring "ass" and promotes the meaning of your ass changing location (or owner). Contrary to you yourself changing owner.

The underlying message could be that reassignment happens by looking at some form of objective measure of yourself instead of at you as a person.

Or it could be taken to mean simply "reassigned".
In the first episode of "Stargate SG1" O'Neill recommends a military guy to "get re-assed to NASA since that's where all the action's gonna be".
by Cake-eater September 6, 2011
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Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.
Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.
by Mercifull May 13, 2005
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Be assed

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.
"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"
by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011
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pointy-assed

When you're so uptight your asshole is inverted and points at others with judgement and prejudice.
Don't let that pointy-assed broad tell you anything, just be yourself.
by PartyDown904 December 27, 2016
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Titty assed

The state of being so fucked up that you don’t know the difference between your titties or your ass.
Molly was so titty assed last night that she ate a tide pod.
by Back Left Corner ofThe Library January 29, 2018
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