are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

are you nervous

A game that can be initiated by both genders. 2 or more people slowly move their hand towards a private area of another, while repeating over and over "Are You Nervous? Are You nervous?", until the person being touched says yes or no. it has been said that if the person being touced says nothing throughout, you can bet they are not a virgin. It is common for men to use it as a pick-up technique by asking a girl, "Hey. Wanna Play Are You Nervous?"

A Guy and a girl decide to play Are You Nervous. The boy slowly runs his hand up the girl's abdomen repeating the quoted phrase above. If she yelps or says yes before he reaches her breast, she is either uncomfortable or desperate to cling on to her virginity. If she says no, she might be aroused. If she says nothing, others are led to believe she is not a virgin.

by Norma Jean Beckenhiem March 9, 2008

are you coming to the tree

ArE YoU, arE yOU- cominG t0 ThE trEe.

mike: yuz. YESSSS GET InTOOO IT!!!
lisa: ARE YOU? are you coming to the tree.
mike: OWKSHsEDJDJDSjsfj

the end.

by Coconut <3 April 23, 2020

Are you having a laugh?

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"

"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

by Katheeeee August 21, 2009

are you still watching

Something Netflix nibba will say while you bang someone's daughter.

Netflix : Are you still watching ?

Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW

Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

Are you dumb?

A rhetorical exclamation used to imply the idiocy of a person, behaviour or circumstance.

“Nobody tryna pay full fare on the TTC, are you dumb?”

by TorontoDictionary September 22, 2018