Tubbo.apologist

A dream Stan who shits themselves on a regular basis and sniffs his finger after farting on it

You’re being such a tubbo.apologist right now that I might have to kick your head in

by Cj kinnie November 22, 2021

Tubbo.apologist

A dream Stan who shits themselves on a regular basis and sniffs his fingers after farting on them

You are being such a tubbo.apologist right now that I might just have to kick your head in

by Cj kinnie November 22, 2021

kaz.apologist

funny, hot, worrying

"aw dude you follow kaz.apologist?!"
"yeah man!"
"why."

by urmomsnewlover November 23, 2021

cum apologist

A person that is always defending the rights of
cum.

(Not meaning pro-life)

Human #1: "Yo to be honest cum kinda sucks ass"
Human #2: “I am a cum apologist
Human #1: "I respect you"

by Gnomesarejustfirehydrants July 22, 2022

Mammon apologist

Some loser trying to write about their gacha game on Urban Dictionary

"Omg, I am such a Mammon apologist sometimes! Heehee!"

Everyone else: Bro stfu no one cares

by Platinum Factor December 10, 2023

Serial Apologist

Someone who never ever stops apologizing, even for the smallest or impossible reasons that they cannot control.

Blue is a Serial Apologist, they never stopped apologizing; even just for exsisting.

by xw Light xw May 30, 2025

apologinsult

an insult made to sound like an apology. the cousin of the backhanded compliment, an apologinsult claims to express contrition but in reality seeks to put the blame back on the victim and make them feel worse.

"i'm sorry i pushed you off that cliff! but if you weren't standing so close to the edge you wouldn't have fallen over, you know. it wasn't a very smart move."

"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."

by puzzlin June 25, 2020