I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

what cralwed up your ass and died

whats is your problem.
jb

your mean today what cralwed up your ass and died

by jacob byrd January 11, 2008

and i was like what the fuck

a phrase used by the polock dan, when something is just like WTF!!!

I looked at how much my books cost "and i was like what the fuck!!!"

by polock dan January 17, 2004

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

by me obviously February 14, 2012

Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

The worlds best song, DUH!

IF YOU DONT KNOW IT GO AWAY!

-UWU MASTER

Person: How's your day?
You: Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay slout. SLAY SOUL SISTER, SLAY MY SISTER MISTER.

by UWU SENPAI MASTER May 16, 2022