Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong

Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!

by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019

allergy shits

When a person has too much lactose and cannot hold the explosion that’s about to happen.

“Omg, the allergy shits were real!”

by Cubalincorp March 14, 2023

Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.

The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.

by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013

dick allergy

When a thot won't get with you because you do not have clout or money

Guy1: Bro that bitch won't get with me because I dont have money or clout

Guy2: Bro she got a dick allergy

by Droplet April 1, 2019

allergy barbecues

a word to describe a person who is not only chaotic and emotional but serious and numb. they will dance on an elevated surface but they don’t do drugs or alc.

Tyler: YOOOO did you see her at that party??
Max: Yeah that was allergy barbecues 🥰

by allergybarbecues May 30, 2020

Corn allergy

A made-up condition supposedly prohibiting a person from ingesting food products that contain corn.

I don't like the nachos that my friend makes, so I'll just tell him that I have a corn allergy.

by Gotcha66 November 9, 2023