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A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.
Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.
by Recovering January 17, 2004
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Altoholism

A condition that affects MMORPG gamers in which they re-roll new characters whenever they reach the 40 to 50 level range. This is usually due to the player not finding the endgame enjoyable and the player having the urge to continue to play the game as opposed to growing bored of it due to a high level character.
I'm simply in no hurry to bring my character to a point where I no longer really enjoy it. Due to Altoholism I roll new characters every time I get into that mid forties/fifties range.
by LJX November 30, 2005
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semi-alcoholic

someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.

There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.
"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.
by el andy July 26, 2009
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alcohols

"Alcohols" are units to measure how much people drank, regardless of what type of beverage they consumed. One "alcohol" is one ounce of alcohol. You measure how many "alcohols" you drank by multiplying the number of ounces you drank by the percentage of alcohol. So, if you drink 5 Coors Lights, 12 ounce cans with 4.2% alcohol, you will have consumed 2.52 “alcohols” (5x12x0.042). If you drink 10 ounces of Skyy vodka, with 40% alcohol, you will have consumed 4 "alcohols.
Tom: "How many alcohols did you drink last night?"
Nick: "I only let myself drink 2 alcohols, I have a chem test this week."
Tom: "Did you see Nicole last night? She must have had at least 7 alcohols."
Nick: "Yeah, well she was drinking Everclear, that has a lot of alcohols in it."
by TuftsParties March 14, 2011
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Alcoholic Ninja

The one person you always try to,avoid at the bar but he somehow seems to show up out of nowhere and spews his drunk stupidity at you.
My girlfriend and I were having a great time at the bar last night and out of nowhere Pat appears , completely drunk , talking about his latest female conquest. He is such a fucking Alcoholic Ninja!
by Urban humor May 27, 2017
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Alcoholic

1) When you calculate beer money into your living budget
2) calling a beer " A frothy cold one"
3) When drinking in excess isn't enough

EXCEPTION:
1) Drinking in excess on a boat doesn't make you an alcoholic
Person 1:Hey look over there at Judson, he's such an alcoholic.
Person 2: No he's not, he's drinking on his Boat!
by BeerIsLife April 19, 2015
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alcoholiday

any random day of the week where everyone wants to drink all day but needs an excuse
Parms: Yo let's get mad fucked up today
Tim Curtin: But it's Tuesday
Parms: Who cares let's make it an alcoholiday
by university of no hope March 13, 2010
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