fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 20, 2006

alberto febo

An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi

man i wish i was an alberto febo

by LITBOI696 September 04, 2017

Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

Alberto

a digusting human with no morals or values (usually)
never date an Alberto. Almost all Alberto's have small dicks and giant egos. You've been warned.

Side note: Albert, Al, Bert are all fine. You only need to watch out for Alberto's

Person 1: Ew it's Alberto, he's gross and fat

Person 2: Haha yeah, Alberto is so nasty. His breath stinks really bad.

by starkiiies July 26, 2017

alberto fernández

a thot politician of Argentina that cant inniciate an argument without talking about Mauricio Macri

Alberto Fernández you got 2:00 to talk about your propoursals but you cant talk about macri
Alberto Fernández: i wHAT

by (n)lvrgn October 18, 2019