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A.S.S.

abbrev. Ashley Simpson Syndrome

a condition caused by the unwarranted promotion of a talentless, tasteless, or otherwise unworthy person, event, location, or other. Popularized by the insane amount of promotion given to Ashley Simpson despite the fact that nobody liked her or her music. Phrase was originally coined on "Riding with the window down..." podcast - June 12, 2006.
After seeing that the reviews and reality of the new blockbuster were not at all the same, he chalked it up to another case of A.S.S.

Ashley Simpson Syndrome has caused countless cases of buyer's remorse whenever someone believes the hype and buys an album, DVD, etc.
by Chris Doelle August 15, 2006
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A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020
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A.S.S

A.S.S a.k.a After Shit Syndrome occers after a bad case of the diareha. It is mostly recognized as a horrible burning feeling in the ass.
Damn, I've got a bad case of A.S.S
by Rib Meister April 1, 2004
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A/S/LOL

by deenatalia April 10, 2003
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A.S.P.

Arrogant Smart Person. There is an ASP club that is very exclusive. Watch out for tricky decieving emails from ASP members. ASP can refer to a person or to the club. ASP club is worldwide. The ASP club president (who's name remains annonymous) is the biggest ASP of all.
Micheal is such an ASP.
by Murda Mike May 4, 2005
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A.S.L.L.A.

All State Liquor Laws Apply
Party at my house!!! A.S.L.L.A., BYOB!
by megachick16 January 21, 2009
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A.S.K Crew

Pretty much the coolest most exclusive group in the entire universe. access to this crew requires you to have a first name starting with the letters A, S or K. this crew is notorious for roaming the mean streets of Hamilton and for partying like its 1999 every Thursday and still making it to course on Friday morning
Where are you going tonight?
out with the A.S.K Crew
OMG you're SOOOOOO Lucky!!!

Where is the A.S.K Crew going tonight?
Town..duh!!
by aaassskkk September 20, 2010
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