S.M.A.R.T

An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice

Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!

by Ramer November 3, 2007

s.m.a.r.t.

S-Sexually
M-Molested
A-And
R-Raped
T-Twice

Man that guy is the .S.M.A.R.T.

by no one actually May 17, 2008

M.A.R.S.

M.A.R.S. is an acronym for Mass Alcohol, Reefer, & Sex.

I joined the M.A.R.S. fan club on facebook because I love sex, drugs, and beer.

by Rod Akron April 26, 2010

R.A.M.S.

Acronym standing for Randomly Angry Male Syndrome.

Occurs in mostly adolescent to mid-20's males, causing fits of rage, outbursts, general anger, etc.

Caused by a variety of stressors on the modern male, such as stupidity of others, stupidity of society, general bullshit, and almost anything that can be seen as an annoyance.

There is no known cure.

Bob: Hey George, did you see Jim go ape-shit on that waiter? What's up with him?

George: Its probably just R.A.M.S., Bob. Sometimes the world just gets to guy.

Jim: (screams indecipherably in rage)

by samquam February 5, 2012

M.A.R.I.N.E.

A common acronym used among ur bois in the Navy. Stands for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

Yo that marine was pickin on my mate so I reminded him that he's just a M.A.R.I.N.E.

by Admiral Mumchucks November 9, 2017

M.A.R.K.O

Marko Ate mcdonalds Really fast Kausing Obesity

damn he pulled a M.A.R.K.O

by m.a.r.k.o January 30, 2020

S.M.A.R.T.

An acronym for Surveillance Marketed As Revolutionary Technology.

S.M.A.R.T. homes use the Intenet of Things to keep tabs on what you watch, buy, like, and dislike.

by Irukanji May 27, 2019