What happens when you dont have a dime? your broke. so basically a metaphor for a bitchs who's face is broke as fuck, shes far from a dime.
Hakim Lewis quotes,"Note: If a bitch is a dime short, that's worst than a no no face, but is equal to a tip drill."
by Hakim Lewis May 26, 2005
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by 3idbwkabsi3 April 16, 2017
Get the A day late and a dollar short mug.She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.
by Titan2014 July 7, 2017
Get the A Poncho short of a Tamale stand mug.When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
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by PhD. Marvin Schwarz July 1, 2020
Get the A very short time ago mug."Will: My friend knows this sqaw that he's completely in love with. But this particular sqaw just broke up with his best friend. Now, he don't wanna diss his boy or nothin, but he'd like to know how long is a good time to wait befire he... raidsthis sqaw's village, if you know what I'm sayin.
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
Philip: Ummmmm. Interesting you should bring that up. I had a case like that come before me just recently.
Will: Really?
Philip: Word up. Now this guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours after they broke up.
Will: Whoa, he waited that long?
Philip: Well, this other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
Will: Dead?
Philip: No. Let's say he's, uh, two olives short of a martini.
Will: OHHHHHH!
Philip: So before your friend starts raiding any villages, he better be sure its worth it."
by i am nobody and i am sombody January 5, 2010
Get the Two olives short of a martini mug.Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."
*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*
Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."
*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*
Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*
Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."
*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*
Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
by Fishyghost January 18, 2008
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