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Goat simulator is not real realistic
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the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell
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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realist

The official definition for realist people is andre and Yasmin.
“Yo are you the realist one?” Nah I’m not Andre and Yasmin
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Callum realist

by Johnjc September 27, 2019
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Realist

A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.

Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”

Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
by 5p3c7re September 8, 2020
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Realistate

A new branch of real estate created by moneybaggyo’s gf
I want... to teach me how to do realistate
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