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A Grandad

when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.
Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .
by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023
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Black Grandad

A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
Come on Black Grandad lets get some beersies!
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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grandad phil the girl

This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.
by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022
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Grandad Pocket

The Breast pocket on formal Shirts, Traditionally worn by Men of the 'Older Generation'
Mate why have you bought that Shirt, know it has a grandad pocket right?

Shit i need to return this!
by #justsayin' May 9, 2014
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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grandad

someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face
I gave him the sweaty grandad.
by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021
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