shandy drinker

An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.

He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.

John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.

The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.

by Ivor McIver January 11, 2004

Shandy Candy

Phrase created by Mike Hoppett from United Kingdom.
June 2007

Definition...

Members of the opposite sex that you find very attractive in some way that you feel the need to fantasize and masturbate while thinking of them.

Jane Fonda is definitly shandy candy in the film Barbarella.

by michael hoppett December 30, 2008

Turbo Shandy

A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.

Bob and chunk love a Turbo shandy..

by No divvys September 19, 2020

turbo shandy

also known as a power shandy, see above :)

by Callum May 23, 2003

russian shandy

Vodka diluted using beer

This vodka's pretty strong, better add some beer mixer and dilute it down and have a russian shandy instead

by mrtr0ll June 8, 2014

Shandy Sampler

A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.

Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"

Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"

by Gorth and Jeb May 11, 2016

Cosworth shandy

1 shot vodka
1/2 pint Smirnoff ice
1/2 Stella Artois

Cosworth shandy will get you wankered faster than a turbo shandy

by Miteshc April 23, 2020