Beef Missile

Slang for a large penis.

That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!

by Squiblish January 20, 2015

Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

by Azgorath January 21, 2012

Dodged a Missile

It's the same thing as Dodged a Bullet but 100x worse.

I almost dated this cute person In Highschool but I had to move out.

Years later I discovered that a Mutual friend told me that the same person I had a crush on years ago just brutally killed His/her soulmate. Guess I dodged a missile there.

by -. .- -... .. .-.. August 14, 2021

Minnesota Missile

Used to describe a large penis on a man from the state of Minnesota.

Paul momentarily wished he had a Minnesota Missile.

by DDHAN55118 November 09, 2008

Rogue Missile

An unwanted erection occurring at an inopportune time.

Pete was standing in the check out line when he sprouted a rogue missile.

by mj_oblio February 29, 2004

jericho missile

A futuristic weapon of mass destruction that was last seen on iron man. Similar to that of a cluster bomb except way more powerful.

Hey man I can't wait to get my hands on the Jericho missile.

by Jericho5216556 April 07, 2009

Marquardt Missile

Knocking out your opponent with a right hook overtop the incoming left. Causing the opponent to spin into the air and land facing the opposite direction facedown.

Usually followed up by standing over your opponent once he's down and preparing a final strike but backing off once you realize he's out. This method of restraining is opposite that of the Henderson Hammer.

Did you see that? Marquardt just dropped him. He was completely in the air. That was like the Marquardt Missile.

by Josh "The Canadian" Rivers September 05, 2009