Hamilton

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter
And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter
Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain
Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait, just you wait
How does Hamilton the short-tempered
Protean creator of the Coast Guard
Founder of the New York Post
Ardently abuse his cab'net post
Destroy his reputation?
Welcome, folks, to
The Adams administration
Jefferson's the runner-up
Which makes him the Vice President
Washington can't help you now
No more mister nice President
Adams fires Hamilton
Privately calls him "creole bastard" in his taunts
Say what?
Hamilton publishes his response
Sit down, John, you fat mother f*******
Hamilton is out of control
This is great he's out of power
He holds no office
And he just destroyed President John Adams
The only other significant member of his party
Hamilton is a host unto himself
As long as he can hold a pen, he's a threat
Let's let him know what we know
by hiimfrench March 31, 2022
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Hamilton

I am not throwin' away my shot
I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my country
I'm young, scrappy and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot
by hiimfrench November 03, 2021
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A Hamilton

Always in a good mood, very friendly and playful. Sometimes gets distracted while doing work but is liked by everyone for his humour and enthusiasm
Yeah he’s jokes, he’s a bit of a Hamilton
by It’s meme time March 17, 2021
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Hamiltonize

To cause a person to wake up every day with Hamilton lyrics stuck in their head.
I got Hamiltonized badly!
by Cheese123451297 December 15, 2018
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HAMILTON

Jesus' middle name. No known origins for this word which became part of the Washintonian hipster vernacular in 2007. Hamilton may also be used without the Jesus, when calling to a person or person's who is acting in an annoying way.
As in Jesus H. Christ. The "H" stands for Hamilton.
by Tish The Dish March 14, 2008
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Hamilton

A once thriving industrial city in Southern Ohio, now a run-down shithole with about half of the buildings vacated. Now almost completely populated by either crackheads, pill fiends, hill-jacks, or some other sort of degenerate you can think of.

Most women in the town are below average attractiveness, but are terribly slutty nonetheless. The women that are average usually become prostitutes by the time they're thirteen years old.

The only business still making a profit in the town is a paper mill, so half the town smells like human shit.

Also known as Hamiltucky, because it was originally populated by the rejects from the coal mines in Kentucky, who moved north seeking work.
1) "Hey, where are you from?"

2) "Hamilton, OH"

3) "I've never heard of it."

4) "Good."
by Xazzaphrazz February 06, 2012
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hamilton

A 10 dollar bill, commonly used by white boys to refer to their "stack."
It's all about the Hamiltons baby.
or
Dude, I'm droppin' Hamiltons like its my job.
by Rick February 19, 2006
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