cluster fuck

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.

"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"

by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007

Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly

"Shit, we're cluster fucked".

by Kooby May 27, 2005

Cluster Fuck

British roadworks (aka Sadistic Bastards). Closing off multiple primary routes of traffic for 90 days to trim the verge, forcing the traffic load of a small town like London to use a single lane bridge to commute. Also using diversion tactics that will see someone travelling from Birmingham to London visit the Norwich coast.

Sorry I'm late for work since yesterday, it's the cluster fuck.

by Last Action Hero 5001 December 20, 2012

Cluster Fuck

A term which can be used for a person/group of people to describe when a relatively simple task is completely and consecutively fucked up causing them to become frustrated with themselves.

"He's having a total cluster fuck trying to do that"

by MellyMoo October 23, 2012

Cluster fuck

The internet

Yes the internet is infact

One big ass cluster fuck

by Tara Dickove August 17, 2017

cluster fuck

small riot/orgy/state of panic on a small scale

tomy and rob started up one hell of a cluster fuck last night i think zach had to go to the hospital

by NAH MAN U GOTTA DROWN MY WAFEL April 5, 2010

Cluster Fuck

A bunch of duck or geese decoys thrown into a almost circle. Works great for duck or goose hunting.

How you want to thrown the decoys out?

Cluster fuck it man.

by Hern 93 May 17, 2011