Rule 70

All Girls either Are Or will be driven crazy eventually unless they become Dead before being able to be driven crazy

Guy 1: i met this hot blonde
Guy 2: dude don't even try shes crazy
Guy 1: you haven't even met her. how would you know?
Guy 2: Rule 70
Guy 1: oh.....dang

by ThatCrazyGuy November 19, 2010

Route 70

Fingering your significant other while driving, named while driving home through Brick, NJ on Route 70

We couldn't wait to get home to get it on, so we gave each other a Route 70 on the drive back.

by SleazyPass July 24, 2011

70s kid

Anyone born from 1967 to 1974.

Adult 1: I was under 12 in the 70s so I was a 70s kid.

by Dr3658 August 17, 2023

Perc 70

Street name for the prescription painkiller Percocet. Generically known as Oxycodone. Created in 1331 to aid Mozzarts hearing.

Man, this perc 70 got me actin' up.

by The perc December 26, 2021

Big 70

A large, powerful lineman bearing the number 70.

Did you see Big 70 last week? He pancaked that defensive lineman!

by LuhGeekum January 10, 2023

position 70

when you are engaging in sexual activity while playing a video game

"Crispy, what r u doin?"
"Position 70 with my dad"

by BIG MARV AND BRANHAM June 23, 2009

That '70s Show

Unfunny show. The creaters make it seem funny by adding a very loud laughs in it, as in a typical modern sitcom. The only charecter that can be remotley funny is Eric, and they got rid of him so there really is no reason to watch this show at all now. And my god it can get melodramatic, what the fuck is this a soap opera? OMG, Hyde got back with Jackie, OMG Jackie's going out with Fex, OMG Jackie is with Kelso now, looks like Jackie is a whore.

Fez: I'm taking a break from girls for a while
*Laughter* HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I knew it, your gay!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Randy: I guess I owe Ms. Foreman some money!
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Red: I'm going to kick all your asses, you dumbasses
HAR HAR HAR HAR
Me: This is NOT FUNNY
Fanboy: Oh noez, dis is funny man, fez is soo hott, lolz. That '70s Show best sitcom ever lolz

by Spikesy July 30, 2006