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August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates
Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

Class of 2009 

The graduating class of 2009, in either high school, middle school, college, or kindergarten.

When you are in trouble, the Class of 2009 will always stick together.
You were in the Class of 2009? That means we're brothers.
Class of 2009 by classof09 April 15, 2008

September 8th 2009 

This day is the day hot bitch was born, if you were born September 8th you get many hoes and is easily liked by everyone, anyone that crosses you should probably start begging for kindness before it's too late
person 1: we're you born September 8th 2009 ?

Person 2 : yea why...?

Person 1 : omg your literally hot

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 3 : OMG YOU ARE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Person 2 : omg thanks so is yours
Person 4: hey I'm really sorry about us arguing could we try again

Person 2 : what... No never again

June 12 2009 

1 (technology): The day Analog terrestrial television died.
2 (time): the 2nd Friday of June 2009.
Hey, did ya know June 12 2009 was on a Friday? It was also when analog TV died.
June 12 2009 by A random armadillo September 16, 2021

may 28th 2009 

Person - When is your birthday
Awesome person - may 28th 2009
Person- damn your awesome

January 11 2009 

The day an angel was born. Has a massive fat cock and has really good friends. Some of his classmates are jealous of him!