February 14

National ask Keionna out day

"Hey bro today is February 14 I should ask Keionna out!"
"Do it bro!"
"Hey Keionna wanna go out"
"Of course!"

by SoapySophie55 February 11, 2021

February 14

It’s valentines and if you don’t know what is valentines you are so stupid you ain’t even 0.01 percent of Einstein’s smartness.

Someone:Yo it’s February 14

Someone else:And?
Someone:it’s valentines dummy

by Tomatosauceiscoolerthanyou September 20, 2021

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

National stream Crush Culture day as stated by Conan Gray the legend himself.

"Hey, wanna go on a date?"

"No it's February 14, national stream Crush Culture day i'm busy"

by 0nline July 20, 2020

February 14

the coolest, most amazing people are on born on 14th February!

“when’s ur birthday?”
“February 14th”
“aww lucky!!!!! I wish I was you!:((( ur so cool and hot asf😍😍”
“I know right”

by youknowwhoaha January 11, 2022

February 14

The day where you tell your crush you like them and define all of your feelings for them.

February 14th is so close! Can't wait to see what my Valentine got me!

by ocampochucrala4life February 2, 2024

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022