Short for "visitations" . At most boarding schools, including Phillips Exeter Academy, permission must be sought to entertain a member of the opposite sex in their dorm rooms. Strange rules must be followed at that time:
1. The door must be propped open, although a flip flop wedged between the door will suffice in some dorms
2. Lights must be on. Clearly light deters sexual activities
3. 3 feet must be on the ground at all times (this allows the girl to cross her legs and thus prevent penetration, though the tricky ones just do it standing up)
4. This must happen between 7-8pm, after dinner, when lethargy (aka food coma) is setting in and sex drive is at its lowest.
1. The door must be propped open, although a flip flop wedged between the door will suffice in some dorms
2. Lights must be on. Clearly light deters sexual activities
3. 3 feet must be on the ground at all times (this allows the girl to cross her legs and thus prevent penetration, though the tricky ones just do it standing up)
4. This must happen between 7-8pm, after dinner, when lethargy (aka food coma) is setting in and sex drive is at its lowest.
GIRL: "Hey Miss Blah, can I get v's please?"
MISS BLAH: "And who is this gentleman caller??"
GIRL: "This is {insert hottie's name here}"
BOY: "yo"
MISS BLAH: "No drugs, sex, or rock and roll. Maybe a little rock and roll, but keep it quiet please. I'll come by and pop in at the most awkward moment"
MISS BLAH: "And who is this gentleman caller??"
GIRL: "This is {insert hottie's name here}"
BOY: "yo"
MISS BLAH: "No drugs, sex, or rock and roll. Maybe a little rock and roll, but keep it quiet please. I'll come by and pop in at the most awkward moment"
by horndog90210 May 18, 2009
Get the v'smug. 
^^V
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