Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025

Intel Core i9-9900K

the Intel Core i9-9900K Processor is a CPU, released on Oct 19th, 2018. It has 8 cores, a base clock speed of 3.6 GHz,
a maximum boost speed of 5.0 GHz, and a Thermal Design Power of 95 W. It is considered a good CPU as of 2025.

My laptop has a Intel Core i9-9900K Processor in it.

by ai d February 5, 2025

Intel Core Plan

1.The plan to assassinate Graystillplays, RTGame, and Let's game it out for lagging their computers so hard that all of intel's graphic cards exploded

2. Shoving intel graphics cards down people's throat so hard that they turn into computers

Artzhole: Did you hear about the intel core plan?
Artzholm: No, did you hear about it?

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 12, 2021

Delve Intel

"fundamentally flawed system that does not actually provide any useful information to anyone."

"Man, I thought this was going to be a great meeting, but its really just a Delve Intel."

by Apsalar June 3, 2024

Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.

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by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Intele

Something that is very interesting

Man: That ball is black.

Me: Intele!

by BingBong_1 June 6, 2023

Enemy Intel

When you gather intel on another human being by either being in the vicinity of them, or clutching on to their hand or head (or others), to send that intel to enemy headquarters.

You see that guy over there? He's gathering enemy intel.

by Enemy23223 June 2, 2024