clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

Clear The Bridge

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

by Jump The Shark December 27, 2011

Chech Clear

Very spoopy video of a guy cutting out another guys head, probably is relate to the wars in Russia as it is based in russia

chech clear is spoopy

by pseudonym ツ October 21, 2020

Clear lime

Noun, meaning a dumbass person usually found in children parks playing with snakes.

Evan: what’s that dumbass doing over there playing with snakes?
Lemon boy: idk they’re acting like a clear lime

by clearDeLémon November 16, 2021

clearing snow

The act of snorting cocaine

We were clearing snow yesterday.

by VA'sFinest July 17, 2007

clear channel

(Verb)
When an obnoxious song is being overplayed. Typically nobody (at all, in the entire world) actually likes the song; but it gets played frequently on the radio. Mostly because Clear Channel wants to make people listen to it - those sick bastards!

See:
Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks
Grouplove - Tongue-tied

"Shit! This song AGAIN! The vocals sound like screaming children. Why the fuck?!"
"They're clear channeling this one man, escape to NPR."

by Galactic DICKtator February 4, 2013

Dr. Clear

A combination of the ever so potent everclear and Dr. Pepper.

Person A: What are you doing tonight?

Person B: I have an appointment with Dr. Clear!

by roarshelle February 23, 2010