splain

An unwelcomed verbose explanation.
Person1: I think Linux is neat

Person2: I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Person1: You didn't have to splain it. I know already. I just don't care.
by goclock420 January 14, 2022
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splain

A slang term for 'explain'.
That Penguins of Madagascar kid is magoo."

"How is that magoo, kid? Splain! Splain!"
by ZaneyP00 June 24, 2022
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bran-splaining

A different version of man-splaining when Brandon over explains things in a mysogynisitic way
Brandon! Quit bran-splaining!
by Phoenixbird1127 June 23, 2024
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Cam-splaining

Political candidates who must try to explain negative or questionable actions from their past.
It was a very short time before he had to stop campaigning and start
CAM-SPLAINING the unacceptable things done in years past.
by Major Thomas Randle February 07, 2019
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culture-splain

When a person of another culture starts explaining how their culture works before even realizing that you might know what it is.
Shut yo ass up Jorge! Don’t try to culture-splain wit yo Speedy-Gonzales lookin ass
by ChrisC_ November 30, 2018
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soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
by Borelia January 25, 2025
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