Gram Cram

You know when there’s a bunch a of clowns and they all shove themselves into a tiny car? Well this is kinda like that. But with grannies. They’re all crammed into one tiny car (most likely a Chevrolet) thus, a gram cram. Not to be confused with gram crackers.

Linda: “alrighty gals! Time to make a trip to Cracker Barrel.”
Dona: “time to Gram Cram ladies.”
Gertrude: “will we be getting prune juice?”

by A dot, B town! My old Pals December 2, 2019

Slave to the gram

Cocaine addict.

She had to go to DT. She's a slave to the gram.

by SoilentGreen August 8, 2017

one for the gram

if you take a fire pic and send it to your friends (if you have any) and they tell you to post it.

trippynikki: gUyz do you like my pic?
sevensuperqueens: yes darling that's one for the gram.

by yourmomsis November 3, 2018

Gram Cracker

Someone who posts too many selfies on Instagram. Usually in a very intense and habitual manner.

Oh my gosh. Did you see how many selfies Heather posted on IG today?

Yeah she's a gram cracker.

by GemJJ November 11, 2014

gram bag

A small bag for holding marijuana. It also has bitchin designs on it.

mike: thanks man, OH SHIT, I don't wanna smoke this weed 'cause the gram bag has bitchin' l'il playboy bunnies on it!

derek: fuck you and get baked

by Miklus April 25, 2006

Jizz-A-Gram

The act of jizzing in a container and paying a courier service to deliver said jizz to the person or party of your choice. Price will vary depending on the quantity of the load and the distance it will travel.

David: I wanted to get my girlfriend something special for her birthday, so I sent her a jizz-a-gram lol

by King Jiggz May 10, 2009

gram chaser

(n). An individual who walks into medical marijuana dispensaries solely with a purpose in hopes of getting FREE product with the least amount to almost no effort and monetary possible.

(n). A person or group of individuals who only care about FREE weed.

(n). A person who solely seeks out establishments for free product on a daily basis.

(n). A person who is very boastful & claims they know a plethora of people in order to get a hook-up.

" (sighs) Here comes gram chaser! AND he's brought a friend!"

"Ryan is such a gram chaser he only comes in on Thirsty Thurdaze."

"Look at his gram chasin' ass and he only has $5."

"Did they both buy?" "Nah you know gram chaser only brought his friend so they both can smoke.."

by lilyisagee May 24, 2017