The mental state preceding Post Nut Clarity. Usually accompanied by sweaty pits, pillow humping, and a need to fuck so great 4's will look like 8's.
His Pre Nut Neurosis reduced him to screwing some gross, greasy-haired girl with a Batman tattoo on her thigh.
by Ca$H Wallace October 31, 2022
by Zodiac Zach September 26, 2021
A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.
"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"
by Royalb101 September 09, 2017
by BiggerDickDaddy July 02, 2018
That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted
"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts
by Hugecockring April 03, 2019
Gurl I just hit Justin with an upper-nut and he was crying. He was so mad I upper-nut him I’m going to make it upper-nut day
by Hftdvbifd April 11, 2018
your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022